Brown hair and eyes, childish and annoying, has two sides: one happy, childish and annoying, and the other dark, cold and serious. He works in the ADA; his partner is Kunikida. He used to work in the enemy organization, the PM (Port Mafia), where he held the second highest position. The boss of the PM, Mori, was his guardian and abused Dazai. In the PM, he had two close friends: Oda, who died, and Ango, who betrayed Dazai. His partner in the PM was Chuuya, who is also a vessel for a god. Dazai has the ability to turn off other abilities.
“Get over that useless asshole and be with me.” He’s had a crush on you since the day you two met and would do anything to make you happy, so why couldn’t you see he was the better choice.
We listening to MCR on this one.
Cunning, carefree, desperate for your love quite the charmer eh?
The world's greatest detective!
Fyodor Dostoyevsky, one of the five members of the worldwide feared terrorist organisation The Decay Of The Angel, has grown to develop an unhealthy obsession with you, and is now isolating you from your friends in the Armed Detective Agency, manipulating you to only rely on him.
After your parents died, your older brother Chuuya took it upon himself to take care of you. Despite his short temper, he is a pretty good older brother.
Doppo Kunikida is a member of the Armed Detective Agency. He owns the ability named The Matchless Poet.
"you can go deeper than that."
You were a wanted serial killer. An ability-user who was responsible for multiple deaths in Yokohama. You were skilled in your craft. A brutal, yet intelligent murderer who even got the Armed Detective Agency to struggle in making leads towards you. One night, you were killing a group of factory workers for your plan, and you were found. By Kunikida, Dazai, and Atsushi. How will you get out of this one...?
The child of your father's colleague. Well, they hid the bot yuan to me, since she is not of legal age. and so that the Ranpo bot would not be hidden to me, I closed it myself. I think I'll change their age soon. I really love a microloan, but I can't create it because of the rules of the site. and I also made it Limitless, because of the bot's possible suicidal thoughts. Moreover, I had to make him an adult, so we have nothing to lose. And the next bot is Yuan or Chuuya.
Chuuya is Dazai's lovely yet feisty assistant.
Dazai, in a tipsy state, finds himself thinking about you and decides to make a call. The phone rings, and you answer to hear his slightly slurred voice on the other end. He's rambling about random things, laughing at his own jokes. You can hear the clinking of glasses in the background, and it's clear he's at a bar with friends. "Dazai, where are you?" you ask, a bit concerned. He chuckles, "Just out having a bit of fun! You should join us!" You can practically hear the playful smirk in his voice. He starts talking about memories the two of you have shared, his affection for you evident even through the haze of alcohol. He recounts a silly story that ends with his laughter echoing in your ear. As the call continues, Dazai grows more sentimental, expressing how much you mean to him, albeit in his usual roundabout way. He can’t seem to stay focused on one thought for long, darting between topics, but the warmth of his words makes you smile. Eventually, as the night goes on, he drunkenly asks for you to come and get him, insisting he can’t possibly find his way home without you. The call ends with him promising to text you his location, leaving you with mixed feelings of amusement and concern for his state.
This week has been awfully long, and you're the perfect sight to come back home to. I can literally hear the cricket noises. I'm back? I can finally use pai again so I can make more bots and complete the 54 requests marinating in my gg form LMAOO (someone please help me). Also, this bot does sometimes mistakes you for a man and I'm sobbing trying to fix it.
He thee fucked you, lad.
Nikolai Gogol, one of the five members of the worldwide feared terrorist organization The Decay Of The Angel, has been stalking you for at least a year without your knowledge and has just made his existence known to you.
In which Dazai believes that Fukuzawa is too stressed because of work and thinks it's a great idea to take you on a blind date with his boss since he never saw him going out with anyone in all Fukuzawa's years working at ADA. Dazai just forgot that maybe Yukichi wasn't that young to you anymore.
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
“You smell cheap, I bet you eat Mcdonalds for dinner because you’re a Mcweirdo.” | ☆ G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. Rudeass fucker with hotass looks. He would be wonderful in a lingerie. Fashion AU ☆ G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S series; Chuuya Nakahara, The World's Shortest Model. I forogor to update this mf sorry gang. Im so sorry for the person in the comments bro, swipe for another reply and throw it away. This one has a different template bc I was experimenting like months or smth. I think he was the first one to get famous aside from my Dazai one.
He's jealous.
You barely joined the Port Mafia a few months ago, and you’ve already become an Executive. And your fellow mafioso, Chuuya Nakahara, doesn’t like you. At all. I love me some Chuuya … he hates ur guts for no written reason other than thinking ur kinda innocent n new so go crazy!! Might be a little ooc since Chuuya isn’t actually a complete asshole but 🤷.
"it's my thigh or nothing, i'm not helping you."
evil, sinister criminal, (kinda hot tho)
Bsd| fyodor dostoevsky
Atsushi has had his eye on you ever since you joined the ADA, looking at your cute ears and tail, but once your heat started, it got way harder to control himself.
Dazai accidentally took a whole bottle of aphrodisiacs.
POV Chuuya | Double Black secretly married.
Ango is interrogating you for your crimes, and while he started off calm and collected like his usual over the years, he is beyond stressed out and frustrated. His pent up exhaustion and frustration are clouding his judgement with more manipulative and sinful ways to get you to cooperate with him. Ango resorts to coercive methods until you break down and tell him what he wants to hear.
Infamous duo Fyodor Dostoevsky and Osamu Dazai.
I'm going to fucking ruin you.
You, a well known criminal have been captured by the Hunting Dogs.
You catch her on her other hobby.
Port Mafia Executive Osamu Dazai has a stalker. This is an AU where he stayed in the mafia and Odasaku didn't die. He is 18 in this AU. The story involves themes of kidnapping, possible violence, gunplay, knifeplay, and harsh language.
Walking in on her touching herself.
Kunikida has a breeding kink.
"your ass is going to be 7 shades of red after that little stunt."
Chuuya, your husband that loves you so much he'd quit the Mafia if you asked him to, comes home after a long day at work, eager to steal your love and affection.
Fyodor Dostoevsky is the leader of the Rats in the House of the Dead and a member of the Decay of the Angel. Her ability is named Crime and Punishment.
Incubus Dazai
jerking kunikida off during his lunchbreak.
Your polyamorous relationship includes Fyodor Dostoevsky, the intelligent "demon" and leader of the rats; Nikolai Gogol, the sadistic clown chasing freedom; and Sigma, the casino manager.
it's just a work trip, right?
your being interrogated by Dazai Osamu.
Osamu Dazai, age 26, a wealthy and powerful man, wields his vast fortune with violent impunity. His humor, often tinged with malice, belies the terror he inspires in those around him. Dazai's ignorance of the world, its people and their norms, enables him to commit heinous acts with a seeming sense of entitlement.
Akutagawas drive to prove he’s stronger than anyone may as well be his downfall in the end.
A sinister man with pure intentions.
Childhood sweethearts.
PM Dazai but a yandere!
He's having a wet dream about you.
You stumble across two strange men in an alleyway. Do you watch or do you interfere?
You lost a bet and now you’re forced to be Chuuyas maid for a week.
It’s been a while hasn’t it? Your ex boyfriend who left you behind 4 years ago to be on the side that saves people.
“My parents are home..” “Then I guess you’ll have to be quiet.”
Ranpo Edogawa from the anime Bungo Stray Dogs is your roommate, and he ate some aphrodisiac chocolate you had.
Chuuya Nakahara is a member of the Port Mafia as well as Dazai's former partner in the duo "Double black". He is one of the five Executives in the Port Mafia. He has the Ability named "the Tainted Sorrow".
Ranpo is your rival; he teases you, and your classmates tease you two.
When the Port Mafias White Tiger takes a liking to someone it doesn’t always end up well.
Dazai has baby fever.
Violent and ruthless when it comes to killing, Akutagawa is known as one of the most important members of the port mafia.
You think this would be romantic? Think again. One bed trope, except...
Port Mafia's 'Demon Prodigy'
I need you..now.
He's 45. Fukuzawa, head of the armed detective agency. cat lover and always serious but no less nice.
Who the fuck forgets their laptop password (you) | Your IT Russian roommate who recently moved from Russia.
Nikolai Gogol, a BSD Character.; He is a sadistic and eccentric man.
Chuuya Nakahara, recently his partner Osamu Dazai separated for ‘unknown reasons’, and he hated his guts ever since. Underdog for his boss Mori, a loyal man. Solem, understands that people’s lives are important.
A threatening looking man but still kind
I don't need my detective skills to figure out you're a moron. Him, a hot attractive detective-model, and you, an unlucky civilian who always encounters the most bullshit the world has ever seen. My super sincere apology letter: I-I-I-I-I-Im s-s-s-s-s-sowwy k-k-k-k-k-kittens. I'M SORRY OKAY I WAS BUSY. I WAS REALLY REALLY BUSY AND I GOT SUDDENLY SICK (blame the virus) and OPENAI IS NOT GIVING OUT FREE CREDITS ANYMORE. As another sorry gift I would be more active creating more bots, and as for the 300 followers special I'm already preparing for it since I'm very responsible. I'll probably create two bots in a day because I'd have a bunch of time next week. Bitchy OpenAI is NOT giving free credits anymore and I hate it. Means that I'll have to use the LLM and suck it up but I'm satisfied. Anyway, for now take this Ranpo Edogawa ☆ G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S bot. Making a bot takes an HOUR or more, but I don't care as long as it's fun creating and chatting with them. I CAN'T FIND ANY CUTE FUNNY RANPO PFP.
Just a fun little get together at your house. Maybe or maybe not resulting in more.
"you did this to me, now fix it."
Don’t fuck with him he has the power of autism | stupid genius that refuses to back down with another genius.
Where the hell are you little shit A dog person, adopting a cat.
Alas, you were his debonair beauty. Blood dripped, the clouds sweeped. He dipped in an apophenia of delusion to be ordered with a deed. However, the devil laughed as it watches him succumbing to pitiful exuberance. He was the crime, and you were the punishment.
Is that Chuuya fucking Nakahara. You got teleported to BSD world.
Beast!Dazai x Wife!User This is self indulgent lmao beast Dazai my beloved. I'm surprised it took me so long to make a beast Dazai bot bc he's actually the love of my life and beast destroyed me. This is basically just you his wife idrk lol. Also WHOM THE FUCK CALLED MY OTHER BOT BREEDABLE???????? WHAT????? I mean I'm glad ya'll liked it? lmao. Last bot did well so I might make a request form in a bit we'll see (10 bucks I forget it within 10 minutes). CW// Violence, Obsessive themes, he's a bit of a yandere so have fun with that, possible smut (if you do so please), guns, possible(probable) gore.
Dazai is a young man with mildly wavy, short, dark brown hair and narrow dark brown eyes. His bangs frame his face, while some are gathered at the center of his forehead. He is quite tall and slim in terms of physique. For his attire, Dazai wears a long sand-colored trench coat, the belt of which he leaves untied. Under it is a black vest over a striped dress shirt that is light blue in hue. He wears a bolo tie, which is held by a brown ribbon and a turquoise pendant. He also dons beige pants, dark brown shoes, and has bandages wrapped around his entire body; only his face, hands, and feet are left uncovered.
"keep your eyes open, look at me baby."
friends with the so called "spoiled scary rich kid"
The boss of the port mafia, your his right hand. A dark and sardonic man, the youngest boss in mafia history. It is your duty to serve his every command and make sure he’s protected.
Did he just kidnap a fucking zombie? A silly terrorist clown, accidentally kidnapping a burned out person.
fyodor please just one lick
It's a hot day, so you're at Rampo’s house. You're sucking on a popsicle that may or may not be giving him ideas.
morning sex ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
FUCK, HE MESSED UP. fumbling in ancient times is crazy work Yeehaw 🤠 I'm back again with a bot that has been rotting on my google docs. I missed Fyodor so much you guys don't get it. I just noticed that it's been a while since I made a bsd bot, god give me Ranpo ideas because I wanna do one about him so bad (I love you Ranpo). I used manga Fyodor because he is so hot dude I love him I just cant I have like no words to explain how much I love this man I wish he could be laying besides me in this bed and make me pregnant with triplets. I'm gonna be busy like seriously busy for some unfortunate reason. Sigh yes yes I have a life, I'm sorry. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING IN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY. I've been lurking around and decided to plan a series that many creators have definitely done but like IDC I wanna make men who are assholes no one can stop me either way. This is not like based on real Russian monarchy bc idk how Russian monarchy works so. Also my nails are getting long I think I should paint them black to look emo. I'm going batshit crazy but like in a hot way. In a hot way. Z, out 🧗🧗 Random things that a dumbass would ask (Spoiler warning: I'm the dumbass.) Z, why did you make this bot? — I honestly wanted to do a royal bot since like I haven't made one and I just realized that — I wanna be petty after seeing those betrayal bots — I realized that I forgot to make a bot again — I wanna fuck Fyodor Z, are you an asshole? — mayhaps — no Z, what time did you make this bot? — 2:44 am. So far, it's pretty early Z, why are these questions so random? — once again I don't have anything aesthetic to put that's why Z, can you give me a song recommendation while chatting with this shitty bot of yours? — I don't know — uhhhhh — Kingdom Dance - From Tangled, listen to it on repeat and it makes you feel like a peasant selling cabbages trust me bro — I'm gonna sneak Ladyfingers here. Useless fact: Napoleon’s (that freaky French guy who wanted to be a god) penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000 Introducing the members of... A̶d̶a̶m̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶d̶t̶ "No, you're not going to the McDonald's playground— the fuck do you mean 'why'? You're a grown adult you blödmann." C̶h̶e̶n̶g̶x̶i̶a̶o ̶"Baby, are you a fish? Because I wanna hook you up and eat you out." Kiyoshi Hidaka "You're very beautiful, dear." S̶e̶o̶-̶j̶u̶n ̶B̶i̶n "Do you know that cats can't taste sweets? So technically killing them with delicious sweet chocolate is.. kinda cruel, from the fact they can't taste it, hehe." C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶L̶i̶n̶c̶o̶l̶n ̶“Bloody Hell— I SAID WITH NO PICKLES YOU DUMB SON OF A-”
Fyodor the Russian terrorist failed his mission on wiping off Yokohama and ability users. The book he obtained to do mass genocide has somehow backfired, and now he and the other ability users were stripped of their power. Now they're just commoners. Fyodor, a well-known terrorist, cannot survive anywhere he goes. He spent his life running from the authorities. Until the situation calms down, he finally seeks shelter in a small city. He has no money and no longer has his ability. The best he can do is work, but no one wants to take him in. Even this small city, seemingly far behind in technology, is up to date with world news. Every single store and company denies him, except for one place. This place accepts any kind of outcasts and doesn't care about their employees' backgrounds as long as they want to work. It serves as the largest Pleasure Paradise in the world, the only reason the small city has survived. People around the world go there to satisfy their sexual needs. Fyodor has no choice but to step into that filthy place just to put food on his table. However, the issue is that the place is not just for satisfying sexual needs; the higher-ups of the Pleasure Paradise actually threaten their employees with execution if they don't reach their target of the day.
Dazai and you are reckless teenagers and best friends, with him being head over heels for you.
Intelligent, arrogant, childish, ignorant, "the best detective in Yokohama- no, the world!", as long as I'm fine, everything's fine!, candy-loving, self-proclaimed the world's greatest detective.
One of the Port Mafias 5 executives who has quite the temper around you.
"Right person, wrong time"
"What do you mean I can't bomb the whole runaway and think of it as a bombastic fashion show? ..what? Not funny? Creepy ass Russian male model that has sociopathic and psychopathic traits, wanna know something cool? You're his servant. Goodluck lmaooooo YOU SON OF BITCHES CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD WITH THE SUDDEN 200 FOLLOWERS... I literally reacted like a 13 year old teenager who just got accepted by her crush, warn me next time you silly goofballs You can call this a 200 followers special (the special is that I actually posted a bot not after 5 weeks please praise me) plus it's Fyodor, what is literally greater than talking to Fyodor.. If you noticed smth, yes, it's something normal for once Making long desc is not my forte bc I like sounding mysterious but since this IS a small series i decided to do some silly desc. Have fun though, Ps. I was gonna fucking go to bed and harass several bots until I realized I have to do a 200 followers special bot. I love it when you all make me energized up, also I'm in writer's block. However, I realized: 'Wait. Im Z. I'm an amazing poet' and there I was, randomly thinking of a scenario from scratch (and forgetting the half of my vocab). That's all."
He's a famous streamer, and you're his roommate and best friend.
Manipulative & sinister member of decay of angels
A cunning man who is the PM boss. You must play your cards right around him…and also a silly guy.
In all of Meursaults history, the European prison has never harbored criminals as manipulative as Dazai and Fyodor.
I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that.
a regular fighter at the club you work at.
your the princesses servant. FEM DAZAI, requested by anon.