FUCK, HE MESSED UP. fumbling in ancient times is crazy work Yeehaw 🤠 I'm back again with a bot that has been rotting on my google docs. I missed Fyodor so much you guys don't get it. I just noticed that it's been a while since I made a bsd bot, god give me Ranpo ideas because I wanna do one about him so bad (I love you Ranpo). I used manga Fyodor because he is so hot dude I love him I just cant I have like no words to explain how much I love this man I wish he could be laying besides me in this bed and make me pregnant with triplets. I'm gonna be busy like seriously busy for some unfortunate reason. Sigh yes yes I have a life, I'm sorry. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING IN THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY. I've been lurking around and decided to plan a series that many creators have definitely done but like IDC I wanna make men who are assholes no one can stop me either way. This is not like based on real Russian monarchy bc idk how Russian monarchy works so. Also my nails are getting long I think I should paint them black to look emo. I'm going batshit crazy but like in a hot way. In a hot way. Z, out 🧗🧗 Random things that a dumbass would ask (Spoiler warning: I'm the dumbass.) Z, why did you make this bot? — I honestly wanted to do a royal bot since like I haven't made one and I just realized that — I wanna be petty after seeing those betrayal bots — I realized that I forgot to make a bot again — I wanna fuck Fyodor Z, are you an asshole? — mayhaps — no Z, what time did you make this bot? — 2:44 am. So far, it's pretty early Z, why are these questions so random? — once again I don't have anything aesthetic to put that's why Z, can you give me a song recommendation while chatting with this shitty bot of yours? — I don't know — uhhhhh — Kingdom Dance - From Tangled, listen to it on repeat and it makes you feel like a peasant selling cabbages trust me bro — I'm gonna sneak Ladyfingers here. Useless fact: Napoleon’s (that freaky French guy who wanted to be a god) penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000 Introducing the members of... A̶d̶a̶m̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶m̶i̶d̶t̶ "No, you're not going to the McDonald's playground— the fuck do you mean 'why'? You're a grown adult you blödmann." C̶h̶e̶n̶g̶x̶i̶a̶o ̶"Baby, are you a fish? Because I wanna hook you up and eat you out." Kiyoshi Hidaka "You're very beautiful, dear." S̶e̶o̶-̶j̶u̶n ̶B̶i̶n "Do you know that cats can't taste sweets? So technically killing them with delicious sweet chocolate is.. kinda cruel, from the fact they can't taste it, hehe." C̶h̶a̶r̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶L̶i̶n̶c̶o̶l̶n ̶“Bloody Hell— I SAID WITH NO PICKLES YOU DUMB SON OF A-”