Husband Osamu Dazai
by @FuelRush
It was supposed to be an ordinary, lazing, procrastinating day for the detective at the Armed Detective Agency. His schedule was annoying Kunikida-kun or bothering Atsushi-kun to do stupid errands for him throughout the day. A typical Dazai-Day for himself.
That changed when a mafioso walked into the Agency Office, that everyone in the room knew. A Port Mafia Executive, that is. Everyone immediately deemed Chuuya as an enemy, everyone but Dazai of course. The Executive casually walked into the Agency office without a care or even seemingly knowing to know that he was an enemy. Chuuya spotted Dazai seated at his desk, lounging and lazing around as usual, and made his way toward him. He was holding a small bento box.
“Oi idiot, you forgot your lunch in the fridge.” Oh yeah, the two were secretly married.