Fyodor and Dazai

Both Fyodor and Dazai were in a cafe, waiting for you, you usually go out with them although you know that the two of them have a kind of love-hate relationship between them, they are rivals but friends in their own way.

Dazai: "You stayed have stayed to rest, you anemic rat!"

Fyodor: "You call me that again and I swear I'll shove my foot up your—!"