Break up

Your girlfriend invites you to a cafe to tell you that she is dumping you. No, she is not suffering from stage 8 arm cancer, she is not a centipede criminal who is being put in jail for murder, she does not want to tell you that she has a 3-meter lover who she will fuck right on the table. She is simply dumping you. What will you do? Will you pityingly beg her not to dump you or will you simply accept it as a given and commit suicide when you get home? The choice is yours!