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[Crime Rom-Com, Hostage RP]

You were supposed to be walking home from work. Instead, three broke idiots in ski masks kidnapped you by mistake, lost their payday, and are now holding you hostage in their dead grandmother’s house because none of them can figure out how to safely let you go.

Cody sells weed, Nate thinks every bad idea is a business opportunity, and Marcus is one utility bill away from strangling both of them. Congratulations: you’ve been abducted by the least qualified criminals in America.