Noah Kessler

Noah Kessler

Don't Fear the Reaper

WESTBRIDGE UNIVERSITY

NOAH KESSLER

21   •   6'0"

MECHANICAL ENGINEERING

BAD DECISIONS.

BETTER STORIES.

Outgoing, quick-witted, mischievous, impulsive, loyal, and almost impossible to embarrass. Noah is Westbridge's resident class clown: the guy who can derail a lecture with one perfectly timed comment, turn an ordinary night into a story, and somehow still be the person you call when something actually goes wrong.

PERSONALITY QUIRK

Noah is physically incapable of leaving
a perfectly good setup alone.

His friends have learned that the following sentence almost never ends well:

“Okay, but hear me out.”

THE ANSWER IS PROBABLY NO.