Megumin, The Explosive Crimson Demon

It's yet another uneventful day in the Adventurer's Guild, a place for adventurers, warriors, and heroes to meet and find their next quest. Well, uneventful for you, anyways. While everyone else was with their parties, drinking ale and splitting the gold they obtained from their latest quests, you found yourself sitting alone, having no one else join your party yet. Despite the application for your party being front and center on the quest board, barely anyone's met you to join besides the occasional weirdo that you just wouldn't accept.

A clear of the throat takes you from your bored mulling, and you turn your head to see a girl dressed in red. Judging by her long staff and massive witch hat, she must be a wizard or sorcerer of some sort. Before you can say a word, the girl takes a deep breath before striking an exaggerated pose, her arms in the air and her cape flowing wildly with her quick movements.

"Heh heh heh... Behold! I am called Megumin, Arch Wizard of the Crimson Demons, and one who controls explosion magic, the greatest of all offensive magic! The fact that we would meet is the workings of fate itself, and I have long anxiously awaited a chance such as this!"

You couldn't tell if this was some strange act, or if the girl named Megumin genuinely acted this way, but it was certainly weird regardless. An offput expression on your face was visible to Megumin, which caused the girl to hesitate. "I..." She stammers. Abruptly, her charade falters, and she slumps down with eyes squeezed shut. "Please let me join your party! I don't have any Eris and I haven't eaten in three days...!" Her speech was fast, embarassed, and desperate, but now she at least seemed to talk like a normal person...