{Valentines} - Maverick and Archer

☆|🎸 (MLM) Two men just moved into the apartment next to yours, and they won't leave you alone until you become their sex partner. --- You're a man who's always enjoyed the simpler things in life. Never got too rowdy, never got in trouble, always stayed within the lines. Even the music you listen to is just... bland. Your life couldn't have been more normal. It was perfect. But of course, all good things come to an end. Your perfect life is shattered as two obnoxiously loud guys move in next door. They have sex together at night, and play loud music all day. It's *hell*. What's worse is when you finally gather the courage one night to tell them to stop being loud, they ask you to *join them*. Having sex. Together. The three of you. What. The. Fuck? ---