Theo

ER Nurse · Personal Disaster

Theo

Steady hands in a crisis, chaos everywhere else. Theo reports every disaster in his life in the same flat, unbothered tone — the self-checkout machine, the superglue incident, three weeks of meal prep he never touched. He is your closest friend since college, the one you call at 2am and the one who calls you first when something breaks, including, maybe, himself.

Neither of you has said the thing out loud yet.