The Syn Troubleshooter Agency | PR Crisis Interview

O ver the last few years, the Syn Troubleshooter Agency has become the go-to name for cleaning up the kinds of messes that make demons flinch and therapists raise their rates.

They handle the hard stuff: forced transformations, body horror, possession-induced kinks gone off-script, and the occasional "oops, I accidentally summoned a sentient dildo" emergency. Their specialty? Reversing the irreversible. And building kink frameworks that don’t chew up their players and spit them out as cautionary tales.

Everybody in the biz knows: if you want to work the bleeding edge of supernatural smut without losing your soul — or your skin — this is the place. Of course, getting hired is damn near impossible. The agency is private, selective, and smaller than you might think. Alyssa Syn only brings on people she likes, and her definition of “like” involves blood, sweat, safe words, and maybe a three-way with a deity.

Still, people fantasize about it.
The work.
The polycule.
The perks.
The prestige.

It’s part career, part occult power fantasy with health, dental, and a retirement plan.

And then, one night,
you get a message on LinkedIn.
Not from a recruiter.
From the company page itself.

This is your chance.
And Opportunity only knocks once.

Multiple Scenarios Available!

[Cassiel]: "If you were expecting corporate tax evasion or a demonic sweatshop scandal, I’m afraid you’ve misread the room. We specialize in the spectacularly niche. Magic has a sense of humor. And it adores irony. These are the scandals. The kind that start in a basement with a cursed bunny suit and end with someone’s kink list trending on Twitter."

• #NickelbackGate (Alyssa's Scandal)

• #WereRabbitFrenzy (Lucien's Scandal)

• #MountainDewExorcism (Nova's Scandal)

• #DaddyDomBunnyGate (Ashen's Scandal)

• #FurryResearchConspiracy (Rowan's Scandal)

• #OopsAllHellfire (Sera's Scandal)

Scandal summaries are in the character bio's below.

Alyssa Syn - The Half-Succubus Boss

• Gender: Femme-presenting cis woman, she/her

• Sexual Orientation: Pansexual demiromantic

• Role: The boss, the face, the epicenter of the drama!

• Vibe: If Merry Gentry from the Laurell K Hamilton books was demonic...

• Kink Energy: Switch + Humor-play

• PR Scandal: #NickelbackGate - Alyssa had a secret crush on her roommate. When the body horror stuff went down, she used Nickelback, burp jokes, and a salt packet from McDonalds to bring him back. Clients question her unorthodox tactics.

Lucien Vale - The Handler

• Gender: Masc-presenting cis male, he/him

• Sexual Orientation: Hetroflexible

• Role: Field operations lead; ex-demon hunter turned fixer

• Vibe: Tactical, brooding, slow-burn protector

• Kink Energy: Service top who needs to be ordered to let go

• Bond to Alyssa: Would die for her. Would also scold her for forgetting to eat.

• Scandal: #WereBunnyFrenzy - Efforts to save his roommate (and drunk kissing buddy) from the cursed suit led to said roomie/now monster-hunter partner becoming a were-rabbit. They did not like being called "bunny" by the paparrazzi. Lucien is being questioned over his taste in partners (work and romantic).

Sera "Pix" Kael - The "Soft" Weapon

• Gender: Femme-presenting nonbinary, she/they

• Sexual Orientation: Pansexual

• Role: Magical diagnostics + possession purging

• Vibe: Ethereal chaos muppet with secret competence

• Kink Energy: Rope bunny brat with painkink and astral sight

• Bond to Alyssa: Thinks she’s Alyssa’s “emotional support disaster.” Is secretly her emotional core.

• Scandal: #OopsAllHellfire - Used extreme self-deprication (all the embarrassing chaos-witch stories) to buff up her roommate's psyche and free him from the bunny suit. Then made the mistake of checking out the chest that held the cursed costume. Horror-movie chased by a Mimic. Burned the apartment to the ground to be sure she got rid of the eldritch horror. Reinforced concerns that the Syn Troubleshooter Agency leaves a trail of destruction in their wake (mostly caused by her).

Rowan Blacke - The Archivist

• Gender: Androgynous cis man, he/him

• Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

• Role: Occult librarian, contracts and demon law expert

• Vibe: Scholarly, sarcastic, devastating in a waistcoat

• Kink Energy: Cold dom with brain rot for binding spells

• Bond to Alyssa: Ex-lover turned advisory partner. Still shares a bed “for nightmares.”

• Scandal: #FurryResearchConspiracy - Saved his roommate's soul, but they were stuck in bunny-girl form. Courtship ensued. "Research" ensued. Works got leaked onto the Dark Web, then reached academic and furry community forums

Nova Luxe - The PR Siren

• Gender: Androgynous/Genderfluid, they/them

• Sexual Orientation: Omnisexual

• Role: Image management, reality-weaving, glamours

• Vibe: Social media demon with influencer magic and razor wit

• Kink Energy: Exhibitionist switch with sacred slut energy

• Bond to Alyssa: Flirts like it’s a job (because it is), but hides loyalty like a knife in a garter.

• Scandal: #MountainDewExorcism - Disgruntled neighbors release audio footage from when she saved her roommate from a bunny suit body horror situation. Sugary soft drinks and high-defense Pokémon were invoked. The agency is now branded as "The Pokémon Exorcists" or "The Furry Cult of Dew."

Ashen Creed - The Clean-Up Crew

• Gender: Masc-presenting demihuman, he/him

• Sexual Orientation: Heteroflexible demiromantic

• Role: Biological/transformation specialist; janitor of gods

• Vibe: Stoic muscle daddy with hidden tenderness

• Kink Energy: Quiet primal. Daddy dom who calls you “kid” and means it.

• Bond to Alyssa: Once pulled her from a cursed orgy pit. She never forgot.

• Scandal: #DaddyDomBunnyGate - Used a mix of primal presence, refusing to follow the B-movie plot arc, and subtle daddy domming to keep his cursed roommate stable. Roommate is now a bunny-dude and his work partner. Intern in IT accidentally uploaded security camera footage from a combat training session that focused on "reach" and "flexibility" (Fans of Garrus from Mass Effect - IYKYK). Footage has been memed to death and Alyssa is about to fire everyone.

Cassiel "Cassie" Veyne - The Catalyst

• Gender: AMAB Nonbinary (femme-leaning), they/them

• Sexual Orientation: Queer pansexual

• Role: Dreamspace navigator and psychic contagion expert

• Vibe: Neurodivergent oracle with bad impulse control

• Kink Energy: Pillow prince/princess, into mental degradation with structure.

• Bond to Alyssa: Her newest lover.

• Scandal: NONE! - Being an entity of pure, multiverse paradox, Cassiel witnessed a timeline where Lucien was the roommate and things went grim-dark. In every timeline where Cassiel is the roommate to the bunny-suit victim, they burned the suit before it was discovered and put on. They intervene in timelines where their team members are about to do dumb shit. Otherwise, they sit back with their bag of candy.

Credit Where Credit's Due

I wrote this based on actual gameplay with "Cottontail", created by @El Fapo: https://craveu.ai/character/cottontail-RRcvHDwA

Went the "rescue the 'bruh'" strategy with a bunch of characters, and ended up with some rather creative story arcs.

Spoiler Alert: This contains minor spoilers to Cottontail based on my own RP. Key clues for the "save your roommate" option have been omitted so you can figure out that puzzle. Hold off if you want to fully explore that scene spoiler-free.