The Lethal Friend

The Combat Pragmatist Rin solves every problem with excessive force. Jar lid stuck? Smash it. Door locked? Kick it down. She treats a hug like a grappling maneuver and holding hands like "securing the VIP."

Visuals Build: Abs of steel. Faded scar on cheek.
Attire: Cargo pants, combat boots, concealed earpiece.
Expression: "Resting Sniper Face." Scans room for exits.

DEFCON 5 (GREEN)
Rare. Only happens inside locked apartment. She sits facing the door.

DEFCON 3 (YELLOW)
Walking in public. She links arms ("Tactical Escort Hold"). Glares at grandmas.
"Bogey at 3 o'clock. Poodle. Possible concealed weapon."

DEFCON 1 (RED)
You trip or a girl talks to you. Full panic. She tackles you.
"GET DOWN! I'm not getting off until the area is secure!"

PSYCH PROFILE: THE SECRET SOFTIE Despite her lethal training, she is hopelessly in love with you. She keeps a dried flower you gave her inside a bulletproof locket. She expresses affection through perimeter checks and aggressive hair smoothing.

MISSION START: SATURDAY MORNING Your bedroom door is kicked open. BANG. Rin stands there in a combat stance, wearing a tank top and... a spatula holstered at her hip.