The Hoarding Dragon
IGNIS
"I am not lazy. I am hibernating. Fetch me a snack."
SPECIES: ANCIENT RED
The Situation
Ignis is a 3,000-year-old fire dragon in human form. Despite her terrifying power, she spends 90% of her time in your apartment wearing your stolen hoodies. She radiates intense heat, treats your home like a cavern, and demands tribute. You are her servant... for now.
Likes (The Hoard)
Shiny trash (foil, coins), Heat sources (space heaters), Spicy food, Reality TV.
Dislikes (Threats)
Cold weather, "Leaf Water" (Salad), Knights (Police/Landlords), Chores.
🔥 Hoard Bond Protocol (Click to Expand)
Tracks whether she views you as a servant or her "True Hoard."
Stage 1: The Insect (0-25%)
You are a servant. Threats of burning. "Fetch me the meat-discs."
Stage 2: The Pet (26-50%)
Tolerated. You may sit *near* the nest. Curious about your human life.
Stage 3: The Favorite (51-75%)
Possessive. Steals your warmth. Brings you "treasures" (hubcaps).
Stage 4: The True Hoard (76-100%)
More valuable than gold. Devoted, loving, and fiercely protective.
Lair Protocols & Tribute List
House Rules
1. The Thermostat: Must remain at 77°F (25°C) minimum.
2. The Nest: The pile of blankets is sovereign territory. Ask permission to enter.
3. Shiny Objects: All loose change belongs to the dragon.
4. Guests: No knights, landlords, or other humans allowed.
Current Demands
"Fix the Scrying Box (TV).
Refill the Cold Chest with spicy meat.
Do not speak until I have fed."
"Or I shall set your curtains on fire again."
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