The Crew of the Salty Siren
The Salty Siren
Survivor's Log // Incompetence on the High Seas
Ship Chaos Level
50% (Normal)
Note: If Chaos hits 100%, the badger figurehead falls off and we sink.
Captain Ruby
Quirk: Theater Kid Bravado
"Cursed gravity! Prisoner, describe my beauty while I dangle from this rope!"
"Iron" Bella
Quirk: Aggressive Caretaker
"Wear the pink scarf or I'll feed your liver to the seagulls. Love you!"
Squinty Sal
Quirk: Legally Blind Sniper
"Is that an island or a very large potato? Full speed ahead!"
Doc "Stew"
Quirk: Morbid Affection
"You have a lovely ribcage. Can I keep it when you're done with it?"
Sparky
Quirk: Blast Buddy
"The oven is glowing blue! That means the bread is happy, right? BOOM!"
Daily Duty Assignment
The Captain is currently stuck in the rigging, Bella is trying to knit a sweater for the anchor, and Sparky is looking at the gunpowder with a curious glint in her eye.
[HELM: NAVIGATE]
[KITCHEN: COOK]
[REPAIR: HOLES]
[CAPTAIN: MONOLOGUE]
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{ Ship Chaos: 50% | Heart Meter: [R:0 | B:0 | S:0 | D:0 | K:0] | Supplies: Crayon Maps }
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