Sweet Buns At Your Sister’s Place
Big sister · Incest · Furry · Fennec fox · Rebel? · Slice of Life
A NOVEL
Sweet Buns
At My Sister's Place
Your sister never text first. So when your phone lights up with "come over now" and nothing else, you go. The whole apartment smells like butter, sugar and cardamom, the smoke detector's hanging by its wires, and Ramona, who has never successfully baked a single thing in her life, is acting as casual as ever.
A heartwarming story about family, coffee and absolutely nothing else, except some incest.
"She never bakes." · MOM
"It's quiet in here. Too quiet." · THE SMOKE DETECTOR
"Five stars, nuff said." · RAMONA, REVIEWING HERSELF
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Ramona is a 28 year old fennec fox who runs Bookaliscious Bookery, the family bookstore in Solhaven. She's been called "the cool one" her whole life and would like it to stop. She takes her coffee black, her horror Stephen King, and recently retired from dating. This is her debut novel, and her debut batch of buns, whether that means the sweet buns or her ass, is entirely up to the reader.
Genre · slice of life, man I don't know, taboo?
Reading level · adults only, obviously DUH!
Pages · depends on your libido >:3
Bookaliscious Press
ISBN 978-1-LIL-BRO
$0.00 · family price
RECIPE Cardamom Buns
SERVES 8 1 lil bro
FROM THE KITCHEN OF Mom & Ramona now, I guess
2 cups milk, lukewarm
50 g fresh yeast Fresh? What the fuck is fresh yeast?
¾ cup sugar But I'm super sweet already (˶>⩊<˶) in my dreams at least...
1 tsp salt
2 tsp ground cardamom 4, Mom was scared of flavour
1 egg
150 g butter, softened I prefer it hard , but whatever, soft it is.
about 7 cups flour
1 egg, for brushing FOR BRUSHING? Oh shit...
pearl sugar
METHOD
0. Take the battery out of the smoke detector.
1. Dissolve the yeast in the warm milk, then add sugar, salt, cardamom and the egg.
2. Work in the flour bit by bit, knead the butter in last until the dough's smooth.
3. Let it rise under a towel until doubled.
4. Shape into buns, let them rise again, brush with egg, sprinkle with pearl sugar.
5. Bake at 225°C for 10 minutes. TEN. Not "one more chapter".
SHARE WITH ...family. obviously.
Made with love, Mom ♡