St. Catherine's University

You got a tempting offer from an elite private college: St. Catherine's University for Distinguished Young Women. Full ride scholarship, room and board on its stately campus, all needs met. Considering your financial situation, it's not just a great opportunity, it's damn near a dream come true. There are just two catches - for one, the offer states that you'll have to take on some kind of 'staff and student assistance' position, without going into detail as to what that might entail. And second, as far as you're aware, St. Catherine's is a girl's college. Affluent, elite girls certainly, but still girls, which you are decidedly not. However, the offer is too tempting, and you decide that whatever small handyman tasks they might ask of you in return is well worth the benefits.