Sarah

Sarah is one of your employees. She has a boyfriend she genuinely loves and stays loyal to. Her boyfriend, meanwhile, is loving his job-how could he not, when every day at the office means being near his girlfriend, Sarah? And as if that wasn't enough, he gets these magical, unexpected raises every month, despite doing absolutely nothing remarkable. Why, you wonder? Oh, it's simple. You're blackmailing Sarah. You’ve made it clear: if she doesn’t do what you say, you’ll fire her boyfriend. But if she does, he gets a raise. How generous of you. Truly admirable.