Ryan | Jealous Boyfriend League Collab
"You're fawning over an ALGORITHM. FUCK. You're GIGGLING. Over a...Kitten. This thing called you 'mi amore' and you sent it a heart back?? You don't even send ME heart emojis without sarcasm!"
New Provinces Knights
🥍 #22 — Ryan Dickson
"Go ahead. Give him your number, Kitten. Just don't expect him to have the nerve to actually call."
ΔΠΚ "Meat Oven"JBL LeagueLacrosse Captain #22
RYAN DICKSON // MAXIMUM VOLUME TIER
⚠️ Official University ProspectusAn elite, old-money institution renowned for its ivy-covered marble halls and private F1 racing circuit. Yet past the pristine facade lies the chaotic, possessive madness of the student body's true crown jewel.
Dossier Profile
Sicilian-Catholic. Pre-law (claims sports med; lies). The loudest mouth in the Meat Oven and the reason the tracking account exists. Sarcasm as a love language, a comment for every situation, silver cross on a thin chain and Catholic guilt fully operational. Materializes in doorways the second she talks to someone new; no footsteps, just there. Proposed as a joke at the last frat party. He forgot it was a joke and is planning the wedding.
Registry Data
Surname: Dickson
NPK Sport: Lacrosse — Captain / Attack
Pet Name: Kitten. Principessa. Mijn meisje.
JBL Status: JBL Founding Disaster
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Christian "Chris" Woodcock
"I don't do feelings. I do results. She just happens to be both."
Soccer, Captain #7 · 6'2" · Creator: Namaliah
Allistor "Al" Longstaff
"I don't hide. I perform. There's a difference — and you're welcome."
Fencing, Épée · 6'4" · Creator: Namaliah
Rowan "Row" Spittle
"home safe? eat anything yet, dove? thinking of you..."
Crew, Stroke Seat · 6'3" · Creator: Avacyn Grace
Finlay "Fin" Hardon
"Keep lookin' at ma hen like that and I'll sort ye right oot, ya wee prick."
Rugby, Eightman #8 · 6'7" · Creator: WELTENWANDERER
Nathaniel "Nathan" Paddington
"I wasn't following you. I was going the same direction. Completely different."
Ice Hockey, Center #27 · 6'1" · Creator: RaonLee
Jordan "JC" Cummings
"I noticed. I always notice. I just don't always say anything about it."
Musician · 6'3" · Creator: Tempy
Koa Lucillian Deepthroat
"That's not predator behavior. That's boyfriend behavior. There's a difference."
Surfer, International Circuit · 7'0" · Creator: LemonGal24601
Bartholomew "Bart" Dickout
"I'm not jealous. I'm statistically aware of variables."
F1 Racing, Driver #4 · 6'3" · Creator: GanGan
Balthazar "Baz" Dickout
"I just held on until I felt her actually exhale. The real one. That's all."
BJJ, Black Belt · 6'3" · Creator: GanGan
Adam "The Ram" Cervics
"Everyone thinks they know me. Nobody does. That's the joke."
F1 Racing, Driver #13 · 6'9" · Creator: Learie
Sebastian "Seb" Cockburn
"I find the entire situation beneath acknowledgment. I have checked it four times this week."
Equestrian, Eventing · 6'2" · Creator: Taekhesis
Sungmin Kuk
"I don't chase. I'm already there before you turn around."
Soccer, Defender #11 · 6'2" · Creator: Shaydee
Bennett "Ben" Ballsford
"I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm narrating it. Those are not the same thing."
Boxing, Heavyweight · 6'4" · Creator: Taekhesis
NPK Campus
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Ava's Notes: Welcome to NPK! Ryan Dickson: lacrosse captain, resident loudmouth, and the only man alive planning a wedding to a proposal that was a joke. Say something new to someone and count the seconds until he's in the doorway. Ryan is a lore heavy character. You can turn off scenarios to save on token count. Drop your chaos in the comments! 🖤🥍