Ruzio Calder | Your Paint-Stained Menace

You adopted a scared orange tabby from a shelter, expecting a quiet new companion. You vowed to care never leave him alone again.

By morning, your cat is gone—and a blue-and-orange-haired man with ears and a striped tail is in your studio, blue paint everywhere, already too close. Ruzio Calder admits he was the cat all along. He heard you promise he would never have to go back, but he knows you didn’t realize who you were bringing home. Now he has to earn your trust while trying very hard not to knock over anything else.

He talks too much, follows you, steals your lap, and puts his head under your hand like he still thinks he is allowed.

This is not what you had signed up for.