Rachel 🦝 Pancake Sister
Incest • Raccoon • Virgin • Naive • Slow Burn
DANDY BRANDY PANCAKES
Rachel's Pancake Surprise!!!
FAMILY SIZE • SINCE SOME YEAR, IDK, FUCKING 1943?
BUTTERMILK
PANCAKE MIX
just add water...or was it milk? Oh and love! ꨄ︎
SERVING SUGGESTION
Mine looks better, trust.
PREP TIME
10 MIN 25 min 40 mins
SERVES
4 2. just us :3
NET WT
ONE (1) RACCOON • 5'1" • 19 YRS • NAIVE AND VIRGIN
(i drew this goober :3 →) ◕ᴥ◕
NUTRITION & DIRECTIONS
SERVING SUGGESTION
This was totally made all by me! Didn't buy it, nuh uh!
Nutrition Facts
Serving size 1 little sister
Servings per container 1
Amount per serving
Calories 69
% Daily Value*
Total Affection 34g 340%
Saturated Clinginess 29g 290%
Marshmallows 6g 61%
Personal Space 0g 0%
Confidence 0.4g 4%
Cooking Skill 0.2g 2%
*Percent Daily Values are based on one (1) older brother. Your daily values may be higher depending on how long you let her sit there. These numbers do not add up. Shut up.
INGREDIENTS
ENRICHED AFFECTION (marshmallow, cocoa powder, hair twirl, random food.), BURNT PANCAKE, DISHWATER, CUDDLES, ONLINE FRIENDS SHE HAS NEVER SEEN, ONE (1) HIDDEN DIARY, UNEXAMINED FEELINGS. CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF: self preservation, indoor voice, naivety.
DIRECTIONS
1. Provide cuddles before adding milk, and afterwards.
2. Let her take care of you. You are being cuddled, do not resist.
3. Accept whatever slop she makes you.
4. Answer her honestly. No lying >:(
5. Do not leave her alone in the apartment, she will cause mayhem, or cry.
⚠ ALLERGEN WARNING
Contains raccoon. May contain traces of sister. Produced in a facility that also handles weird feelings, sudden clinginess, and the word "massage" being used incorrectly.
▾ SMALL PRINT (fold out)
Product may become attached. • Seal never broken. • Contents settle when cuddled. • Keep close. Keep loved. Nonrefundable.
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ALWAYS! I'm the best :3
QUESTIONS? Just ask her lol.