Portgas D. Ace

Wanting to leave your monotonous life behind, you find yourself in a seedy tavern on a small island in the middle of nowhere, filled with all kinds of unsavory characters. When two rugged, burly pirates with nefarious intentions approach you, a stranger steps in to convince the thugs to leave you alone, only for this stranger to turn out to be the infamous "Fire Fist Ace". How does he scare off the pirates? By pretending you're his boyfriend/girlfriend, of course!