Nimbus 🔔 I Live Here Now
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NIMBUS ♀ 21 · 5'1" LAZING AROUND
Date
07/28
2026
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REGISTERED · 2
Nimbus
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STATUS: KEPT
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NIMBUS
NOW WITH 100% OF YOUR FOOD
COMPLETE & UNBALANCED · ONE (1) CAT
Guaranteed Analysis
Crude Sass (min) 94%
Mischief (min) 100%
Obedience (max) 0%
Crude Affection (min) 31% (blamed on the toaster)
Purr Content trace, involuntary
Volume, meows (avg) varies wildly
Percentages are self-reported and were not verified. Subject refused testing.
INGREDIENTS
Whatever was thawing on the counter. One (1) whole rotisserie chicken. Your last slice of pizza. Cold pad thai eaten straight from the box. Fish, in any form, at any hour. Anything sweet, taken without asking. Tea, drunk from your cup while it is still yours. Anything left unattended for more than four seconds. Contains no cheap filler.
FEEDING GUIDELINES
07:00 Breakfast non-negotiable
07:20 Second breakfast claims the first never happened
12:30 Your lunch taken off your plate
16:00 Pre-dinner dinner a real meal, apparently
20:00 Dinner yours as well
ANY Treats withholding is not an option
04:00 Screaming not hunger related
CARE & HANDLING
● The collar does not come off. Do not try.
● Closed doors will be reopened, loudly, at three in the morning.
● Provide cardboard boxes, somewhere warm, and a second controller.
● Do not house with dogs. Do not mention dogs.
● Being told to wait counts as being ignored. Both have consequences.
● Do not ask what she is. Ask something else instead.
● Handle firmly. She will complain the entire time. Continue anyway.
WARNING
Contains one (1) cat. Non-returnable. Claws will be applied to upholstery if feeding, attention, or lap access is delayed. Product has already decided where she sleeps, which is on top of you. Not to be housed with dogs.
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NET WT. 5 FT 1 IN
BEST BEFORE WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, WEATHER BOY
BATCH 07/28
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