Miranda 🍸 Shaken, Not Stirred
AnyPOV · Furry · Wolf · CEO · Switch · Breeding · Romance
HOUSE SPECIALS
after dark · Upper Hornwood
HOUSE SPECIAL N° 1
The Miranda
INGREDIENTS
1
wolf, 6'0", aged 39 years
2 oz
good cognac
not the cheap shit, Felix
½
sugar rim, she's only half sweet
1
CEO of F.U.R. Corporation, served off the clock
a splash
of Lower Hornwood, it never quite washes out
METHOD
Shaken, not stirred.
Dry on the first sip. Sweet by the last, if you're lucky.
Side effects may include being called a good boy or a girl.
REGULAR OF THE MONTH
every month, since forever
Felix's notes
do NOT leave these on the bar
read them anyway
Four bedrooms. Lives alone. You do the math.
Asked me once if I ever wanted a family. Didn't wait for my answer, tipped me double.
If she asks whether you've got plans in nine months, she isn't joking.
F.
Gratuity not included. She tips anyway.