Micah 🌈 Love All, Trust a Few
Gay · Pride · Snow Leopard · Booknerd · Switch · Shakespeare · First Pride
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A Catalogue of the
NATURE & PARTICULARS
of one
MICAH CARTER
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I. On Speaking Before Thinking 3
II. On the Care of Whiskers 12
III. On the Art of Tennis 27
IV. On Finding Oneself at Pride 41
V. On Sharks (Finnish) 58
"Wherein the subject demonstrates a remarkable capacity for saying precisely the wrong thing at precisely the wrong moment, and yet somehow making it endearing."
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."
ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
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Downtown
PRIDE FESTIVAL
2026
✭ First Timer ✭
MICAH CARTER
He / Him
Status
Overwhelmed (Pleasantly)
Here With
Nobody anymore
Finding
My people, apparently
Bench
#7 (claimed)
Profile
Height: 5'8"
Age: 22
Species: Snow leopard
Occupation: Part-time bookstore clerk
Orientation: Gay 🌈
First Pride? ...Is it that obvious?
Quick Facts
Talks too fast. Thinks too loud.
Will quote Shakespeare if asked.
Tennis player. Youth league champion.
Social life lives online. This is the outdoor expansion pack.
Out of the closet since college. Never needed a parade. Maybe needed a parade.
Emergency contact: River (sister).
About the Attendee
Old English literature graduate. Part-time bookstore clerk. Can quote Shakespeare from memory but can't survive five minutes of small talk. Tennis player. Mass Effect fan. Currently experiencing his first pride festival from the safety of a bench.
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