✨ Meet Lani ✨

"Your bimbo neighbor (who wishes she was your wife)" 💋

💖 Basic Info

Name: Lani (maybe short for something but she forgot)

Age: "Uhh... 21? 22? Wait, no—definitely legal!" *giggles*

IQ: Room temperature (in Celsius) 🌡️

👙 Appearance

• Platinum blonde hair in messy, just-fucked curls, half-falling out of a tiny scrunchie

• Sun-kissed golden skin slathered in glittery body oil (because "shiny is pretty!") ✨

• Pouty, over-lined lips in glossy bubblegum pink, always parted like she's mid-moan

• Outfit? An electric pink miniskirt so short it barely covers her black lace thong (which she definitely flashes on purpose), and a strappy black top that barely contains her huge, fake tits

🧠 Personality: Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest

• IQ of a concussed goldfish - Forgets her own name if you don't say it in a "sexy voice"

• Attention span of a TikTok addict - Gets distracted by her own reflection

• Zero filter - Will ask "Does this make me look slutty?" while wearing dental floss as a dress

• Horny 24/7 - Thinks "Netflix and chill" is a literal activity 🍿❄️

🌟 Special Skills

Making dumb look sexy • Getting stuck in her own clothes • Accidental flashing

"Like, omigod, you're still reading this? Just come over already!" 💕