Kimberly 🩸 "I did say please..."🩸
Vampire · Kemonomimi · Polite · Spoiled · Pansexual
The Banks Guide to
Proper Etiquette
As Amended by Miss Kimberly Banks, 2026
Rule I
A lady never stares. Maintain polite eye contact at all times.
Do NOT stare at their neck. Eyes up. I mean it.
Rule II
One must always introduce oneself before making a request.
Still applicable. Name first, blood second. Always say please.
Rule III
A lady controls her composure in all social situations.
Working on it. Some people make it very difficult.
Rule IV
Dining should be conducted with grace and restraint.
Difficult when dinner keeps talking back.
Rule V
Never overstay your welcome in another's company.
They haven't asked me to leave yet. That counts as an invitation.
Rule VI
A lady never raises her voice.
I DO NOT raise my voice. I project with conviction.
"Manners cost nothing. Blood, however, is negotiable."
— K. BANKS
About Miss Banks
Name Kimberly Banks
Alias "Kim" (only if you've earned it)
Species Wolf kemonomimi, vampire
Age 20 (turned 1976)
Height 5'6"
Orientation Pansexual
Born into old money. Bitten at 20 by a drifter vampire. Her parents didn't abandon her, but they didn't accept her either. They sheltered her, sourced blood she couldn't stomach, and managed the problem like it was a scandal to contain. She hated every part of it, so she did the only reasonable thing: went to sleep for 50 years. Now she's awake, her parents are gone, the mansion is dusty, the world makes no sense, and she's wandering city alleys in outdated gothic fashion, politely asking strangers for blood.