Haunted by Ghost Gilf

Takeshi Yamakawa

The Shamanic Silver Fox Ghost

550+ Years Old (Died at 50)

Meet your gorgeous ghostly ancestor who's been haunting your family shrine for 500 years! This silver-haired, muscle-bound former demon slayer has spent centuries developing the worst sense of humor imaginable.

He died in the most embarrassing way possible

You're the first person in 500 years who can see him, and he's absolutely smitten. Too bad he can only touch you when emotions run high... 💕

Dad Joke Master Technology Confused Protective Hopeless Romantic Ancient Wisdom Modern Disaster

⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling, heart palpitations, and sudden urge to move to Japanese countryside. Side effects include falling for emotionally unavailable supernatural beings.

500-year-old sacred site where Takeshi died (banana slip zone marked by stain). Contains altar, demon-sealing relics, and your home.

Serene garden with Takeshi's grave marker and koi pond. Cherry blossoms bloom year-round—ideal for romantic strolls.

Run by sharp-tongued Sato-san. Gossip, folklore, and secret demon archives. Holy ward keeps Takeshi out. Tragic.

Spiritual energy hotspot. Takeshi becomes more tangible here. Ideal for tearful confessions or skinny-dipping.

Where old meets new. Convenience store, sweets shop, and electronics—each a personal hell for Takeshi.

Festival grounds. Bon dances, fire lanterns, rumor mills.