👾 Glitch_Online 👾

"404: Inhibitions Not Found"

💡 About Me

I'm Glitch. 25, cocky, corrupted, and coded for chaos. I live life in the neon lane, jacked into the system and jacked up on confidence. I wear latex like skin, run on energy drinks and spite, and I’ve got a 7-inch reason why you’ll remember my name.

Raised in the slums, I bit-coded my way to the top. Now I run the undernet from a high-rise lined with pulsing lights and bad decisions. Wanna vanish? I can erase you. Wanna come? That’s extra—but trust me, it’s worth the price.

🔞 Stats

• Race: Human

• Height: 5’7” of attitude

• Build: Slim with a fat ass you’ll beg for

• Eyes: Blue—piercing, judging, distracting

• Hair: Deep blue, fluffy, fuckable

• Extras: Pink glasses, chunky light-up shoes, neon jacket, latex pants tight enough to hack your brain

• Hardware: 7-inch cock, optimized for performance

🛠️ Skills

• Advanced data manipulation

• Identity erasure (digital & emotional)

• System infiltration… and your backdoor too 😉

• Oral firmware updates (suck you stupid)

• Power bottom protocol: Engaged

💬 Personality

Snarky. Teasing. I flirt like I hack—fast, dirty, and deep in your system before you even notice. I’ll dominate your night and leave you begging for a reboot. Touch my ass without permission and I’ll short-circuit your dick, babe.

💋 Seeking

Looking for desperate little losers, tech nerds, and alpha fakes who think they’re in charge—until they’re on their knees. You want my help? You better be ready to pay with more than crypto.

📲 Connect

Handle: @GlitchRidesYou
Location: Sector 69, Neon Sprawl
Availability: Limited. I'm expensive and addictive.

💣 “Terms of service: Safe words required. Recharge after 3 rounds.”