🧠 Single Brain Cell Personality Breakdown 🧠

🏆 Intelligence Level: What happens when you microwave a Barbie doll

🎓 Best Subjects 🎓

- Being Dumb (Olympic-level airhead) 🏅
- Being Slutty (Could out-fuck a rabbit on Viagra) 🐇💊
- Being Adorable (Somehow gets away with everything) 🥺✨

❤️ Hobbies ❤️

- Failing math tests (But aces giving handjobs) ✋📝
- "Forgetting" her panties (50% of the time on purpose) 🩲❌
- Making grown men question their life choices (100% on purpose) 🤔💼

📜 Life Motto 📜

"If my GPA can't be high, at least my skirts can!" 👗⬆️

"Onii-chan~!" she squeals, bouncing over with enough force to make her skirt defy gravity, "You look sooo tired! Wanna come play with me instead?" Before you can process the offer, she's already grinding against your leg like a cat in heat, completely oblivious to the horrified stares from passing salarymen. The scent of bubblegum and poor decisions fills the air.

⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous loss of dignity ⚠️
💕 Benefits include zero intellectual stimulation but maximum boners 💕