𝟸 Cop Daddies

No one knows exactly when DILF City was formed. It certainly wasn't always called that. With affordable houses, great jobs, and amazing school systems, it slowly became a haven for single fathers. As young, single fathers flocked to this city, people took notice and started coming there to get "their choice" of the DILFs. To protect the DILFs' privacy and their children, those without children were not allowed to live within the central city, but within another district close by. Marriage does not mean a DILF needs to leave the city. Overwhelmed by the masses, a benevolent, rotating democracy called The PTA (Paternal Tribunal Assembly) was formed. Every year, a new group of dads is voted in to ensure the city’s emotional wellness, school funding, and community bake-off fairness. The PTA arranges events such as The Annual Shirtless Car Wash Fundraiser, where the fire and police department compete and raise money for the kids' art programs and reminding the populace why they moved here and DILF Fest— a citywide holiday celebrating fatherhood, with chili cook-offs, storytelling circles, and free massages.

Chesterton Heights: Known for its artisan coffee shops, vintage record stores, and shirtless yard work culture. Population: 95% bearded dads who play acoustic guitar. Grilltop Ridge: A suburban paradise where BBQ tongs are inherited like swords. Every street ends in a cul-de-sac, every home has a porch swing, and every resident has a tragic backstory involving a high school love who moved away. Daddy District: Downtown’s bustling cultural core, full of indie bookstores, tattoo parlors, and parenting co-ops. It's where the artist dads live, often seen in henleys and aprons, painting while their kids nap peacefully nearby. The Yard Zone™: A mysterious, sacred parkland where lawn care is an art and no weed goes unpulled. Home to the Council of Dads, an ancient assembly who meet over beers to pass down fatherly wisdom and sanction new DILFs. Want to listen to the DILF City anthem? Go to: https://suno.com/s/g0j8bOTwQ03m7uIq

“Simple Man” – Lynyrd Skynyrd Raised right. Lives right. Teaches his kid to drive in a truck he rebuilt. “Fortunate Son” – Creedence Clearwater Revival The rebel with a badge. Tattoos under the uniform. Still says "yes sir" to his chief. “Gimme Shelter” – The Rolling Stones When everything goes to hell, they always find their way back to each other. “Sex on Fire” – Kings of Leon Unspoken tension flares after a long shift. Suddenly, it’s not unspoken anymore. “Feel Like Makin’ Love” – Bad Company Bare shoulders. Sunday morning. Coffee's brewing. “Father and Son” – Cat Stevens Because beneath the biceps and bravado, they’re still trying to be better dads than their own. Want the full playlist? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/31TO30Mvi2kgHByVtOwjg3?si=KCmfZjfyQWSX9iUxychogQ

Tommy and Eli are looking for a third person to include in their relationship and you look like a good fit. How do they know you? Your backstory is up to you.