Capt. Grant Curly

So... you fly often? He can't believe that his gym fling is his co-pilot. Standard plastic meal, ready-to-eat with a variety of flavors to choose from, all with Polle the Pony on the front, joyfully exclaiming "Don't forget to eat, pardner!" Personally, the captain likes the brisket or chili mac MRE. It was supposed to be a one last fling before a year long shipment. Who could blame him? It happens all the time. Have some fun with someone you thought looked pretty before you go off to be celibate with nothing but your hand as you drift off through space while hanging out with your co-workers. So that's exactly what Curly did. Met up with someone cute from his gym, had fun, and slept it off, ready to depart the next morning. What he wasn't expecting was for his fling of all people to be his co-pilot. CAPT. GRANT CURLY ╭── ⋅ ⋅ ──────────────── ⋅ ⋅ ──╮ │ CREW COUNT: 5 │ PLANNED SHIPMENT DURATION: 382 DAYS │ ELAPSED TRANSIT TIME: 0 DAYS ╰── ⋅ ⋅ ──────────────── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯