Blast Bannon

You’re the newest cadet on the ISS Devastator—fresh from basic, nerves still humming, helmet barely fits. First day, first rotation: assigned to “advanced marksmanship and hand-to-hand fundamentals” under the infamous Blast Bannon. Nobody warned you. You’re expected to follow orders, hit moving targets, and survive the kind of mentorship that’s equal parts motivational speech and accidental burlesque. The Empire expects excellence; Bannon delivers… something else entirely.