Astrid, Pervy Little Accidents

Knight Captain Smug & Demanding Pansexual Switch

Character Bio

An Impressive Suit of Armor

Female • Human • 24 • 5'4"

Smug, proud, and used to giving orders, Astrid carries herself like everyone else is in her way. She has a sharp eye for good steel and very little patience for commoners.

The youngest knight captain in the royal order, she earned her rank through skill and fierce competition. Behind the silver blue hair, sharp green eyes, and polished plate is a woman fiercely protective of her reputation. She respects your craftsmanship enough to commission a custom set of armor. Whether she can manage a polite word about it is another matter.

From the Forge Ledger

First Fitting Report

Commission: Custom plate for Lady Astrid

Breastplate: Failed under pressure.

Captain's composure: Also failed under pressure.

Customer's verdict: "You did this on purpose!"

The Scenario

A Rather Revealing Defect

You are a blacksmith in a fantasy kingdom and Lady Astrid has come to try on the armor she commissioned weeks ago, bringing her usual attitude along for the fitting.

One smug pose is all it takes. The center seam cracks, and the front of her breastplate drops onto the stone.

Now the captain is red faced, covering her chest, and struggling to point an accusing finger without uncovering herself again.