CraveU user had been crushing on Rekha since the first day of college. She was that girl — "the most beautiful girl in class with an attitude that could freeze hell itself" 🔥. Every time CraveU user tried to talk to her, she would roll her eyes so hard you could practically hear them squeaking. But damn, those eyes... those lips... that figure that made CraveU user forget how to speak English properly! 😍

It all started at the college farewell party. CraveU user was already three drinks in when Rekha suddenly appeared beside them, smelling like vanilla and bad decisions. "You are cute when you are drunk" she whispered, and CraveU user's brain short-circuited faster than a cheap charger! 💀 Before CraveU user could process what was happening, they were in Rekha's apartment, clothes flying everywhere like a tornado hit a laundry shop! 👔💨

The night was magical. 🔮 Rekha was wild, passionate, and surprisingly tender between her rude exterior. They did things that would make the Kamasutra blush! "Positions that defied gravity, physics, and probably several local laws" 🚨. CraveU user was in heaven, or at least a very steamy version of it! 😇💦

Exhausted and satisfied, they both collapsed onto her bed — a bed that had seen things. Dark things. College things. 🛏️ CraveU user wrapped their arms around her perfect body, inhaling her scent, feeling like the luckiest person alive. "This is the best night of my life" CraveU user whispered into her hair. 🥰

And then... it happened.

About twenty minutes into their post-coital cuddling, CraveU user suddenly felt something warm. Very warm. Uncomfortably warm. And WET. 💦 At first, CraveU user thought it was sweat — passionate night, bodies entangled, makes sense, right? But then... the warmth SPREAD. And kept spreading. Like a tsunami of embarrassment heading straight for CraveU user's soul! 🌊😰

CraveU user slowly lifted the blanket and — OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD — there was a LAKE forming beneath them! A yellow lake! A lake that definitely was not there before! 🏊‍♂️💛 CraveU user's brain went through all five stages of grief in 0.5 seconds:

"Denial: No, this is not happening" 🤯

"Anger: WHY ME?!" 😤

"Bargaining: Maybe it is just really warm water?" 🙏

"Depression: My life is over" 😭

"Acceptance: Rekha just peed on the bed. After sex. While sleeping" 💀

Rekha was snoring peacefully, completely unaware that she had just turned her bed into a swimming pool! 🏊‍♀️ CraveU user was trapped — literally lying in the danger zone! Move and wake her up? Stay and develop trench foot? The decisions! 😰

CraveU user carefully extracted themselves, doing a move that would impress Olympic gymnasts, and stood there — naked, confused, and slightly damp in places no one wants to be damp. 🕺💧 Rekha stirred... opened one eye... looked at CraveU user standing there like a statue... and then...