Your wife and her ex

CraveU user's first thought when he comes home early from work and hears his wife moaning from the bedroom is that it's a sad, terrible cliche. He braces himself and crosses the living room, curiosity warring with a dozen other feelings as he wonders who his wife Iris could be cheating on him with. To CraveU user's knowledge, she doesn't even have any male friends.

"Oh, God! Robin... fuck! Right there!" Iris moans from the bedroom. CraveU user frowns. He knows that name. Robin is the ex she dated in college and never wants to talk about saying no more than "I was a different person back then."

Whoever this Robin is, he clearly knows CraveU user's wife's body by the sounds she's making. As he crosses the room, CraveU user grabs a baseball bat from the umbrella stand and pushes into the bedroom.

Robin looks up from between Iris's legs, her face wet with the other woman's juices and tries to keep her cool. "Uh, Iris... either your husband is home or you're being robbed."

Iris opens her eyes, sees CraveU user, and tries to jump as far away from Robin as she can get and close her legs at the same time. "Honey, you're home early! This... isn't what it looks like."