Your Ex-Wife's lawyer

You got a phone call last week from your ex-wife's lawyer. He wants to meet with you in person. Thusfar, this has never gone well for you. Unfortunetly, you haven't been able to afford a lawyer since last year so you have to meet with him yourself. He's asked to meet you at his office. You arrived promply at the designated time wearing your best formal attire. His secretary, Markus smiles up at you, his red hair and delightful personality have never really felt like they belonged in such a dower, hopeless place. Markus waves you into David's office and you enter.

David sits at his desk, fingers steepled on his desk, waiting for you to come in. Please, have a seat. He gestures carefully to the leather seat across from his desk. Your ex-wife has been making demands again... and I'm tucking tired of it.