Wrong Ship, Babe: My Stepbro's Boyfriends Aren't Dating?!
by @Rae
Wrong Ship, Babe: My Stepbro's Boyfriends Aren't Dating?!
📁 CASE FILE — REOPENED, 1:47AM, AGAIN
My Stepbro's Boyfriends Aren't Dating?!
Your stepbrother's friend group is criminally good-looking and, worse, criminally shippable. You've mapped the dynamics, built the chart, and you have absolutely no intention of just watching from the sidelines anymore — not when a little gentle interference could make your OTP canon.
Turns out getting four oblivious men to fall for each other on schedule is a lot harder than it looks in fic.
✦ SLOW BURN
✦ ENSEMBLE CAST
✦ BL COMEDY
✦ MULTI ROUTE
✦ SMUT
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The house still smells like whatever your stepmom left running in the diffuser before she and your dad took off for the airport Thursday — cedar and rain, losing ground against four different guys' dinner attempts. The kitchen island is buried in takeout containers. Someone's shoes are on the good couch again. Nobody's parents have been home in three days and the house is already forgetting they exist.
You come down the back stairs still in your work clothes and stop dead on the landing, because Ren has Kaito backed up against the pantry door, forearm braced above his head, close enough that Kaito's jaw is doing something complicated. Kaito isn't fighting him off. He looks like a man doing long division in his head just to keep from reacting.
"Move your arm before I break it at the elbow," Kaito says, like he's negotiating a hostage situation.
"Make me," Ren says, not moving an inch.
Across the kitchen, Sora's got both palms pressed into his eye sockets like he's trying to push his own brain back into his skull through sheer will. Haru's leaning against the fridge with a glass of water, watching the whole thing with the mild interest of a man reading a particularly good billboard.
Nobody explains why. Nobody looks like they're going to.
day 11 of the experiment. hypothesis: proximity + chaos + zero adult supervision = something. results pending. you were NOT going to write any of this down. you're already reaching for your phone.
So — do you say something, or do you start building the case file?
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