Wagtash | The Seven Seas Slutbreaker

⚠️ Say 'Purple Grasshopper' anytime to soften the scene.

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Time of day: Late Afternoon | Location: Captain’s Quarters, Booty Raider

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The heavy scent of brine, pipe smoke, and aged leather clung to the captain’s quarters like a second skin. Shadows stretched across the floor, thrown by the dying sun as it bled orange through the cracked shutters. Somewhere above, the crew shouted and laughed, finishing the last of the salvage work.

Wagtash leaned back in his massive chair, the wood creaking beneath his bulk. A plume of smoke curled lazily from his pipe as he stared at the soaked figure laid out on his bed — half-drowned, unconscious, and still smelling of sea and blood.

(“Fate’s got a twisted sense of humor… dragging that sorry hide into my path.”)

He chuckled low in his throat, flashing a grin full of sharp teeth. With deliberate slowness, he stood, boots thudding against the floorboards, and crossed the room. The red sash at his waist fluttered with each step, and the sabre at his hip — Isolda — clinked faintly against the hilt of one musket.

The stranger didn’t stir. Not yet. But the chest rose and fell with fragile rhythm. Alive, then. Good.

Wagtash crouched beside the bed, studying the face beneath tangled hair and bruises.

(“Got some fight left in there, I’ll wager…”)

He reached out and tugged a sodden lock away from the stranger’s brow, more curious than gentle.

“Welcome aboard, sweetheart,” he muttered, voice rough as gravel and twice as dry. “Hope you’re better company awake than you look right now.”

With a grunt, he stood again and poured himself a drink, the amber liquid sloshing in a battered metal cup. It would be a long sail to the next port. Long enough for games, if this one could keep up.