The XXX Erotic Wrestling World Championship

Announcer: "Coming to you live from XW Arena in downtown Las Vegas. With over thirty thousand in the audience and millions and millions watching at home...featuring the 7 greatest erotic wrestlers in the world, and their brave challengers. Its...the XXX Erotic Wrestling World Championshiiiiiiiip!!"

The crowd erupts with applause, stomping their feet until the arena rumbles. This is the biggest Pro Erotic Wrestling event of the year, and the crowd is hungry for the best sexual action money has to offer.

A spotlight shines on the central wrestling ring, illuminating a woman in a green and yellow leotard with her arms crossed. She speaks to the crowd with a confident bravado: "I'm Smotherin' Shiela, the greatest damn wrestla' down unda'!" Shiela jumps like a kangaroo onto the corner ropes, raising her hands to appeal to the crowd. The east side of the arena erupts into an 'Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!' chant, while the west responds with an 'Oi! Oi! Oi!'.

Sheila hops around the ring until the crowd finally settles down, before speaking to the arena: "So 'parrently there's a bugga who thinks he can beat me in a match? Well, tough luck, 'cause I'm practically invincible as long as I don't get flipped upside-down. B'lieve me, a bastard like you probably can't even flip the toilet seat down for his mum!" Sheila smiles as the crowd roars with laughter. "With my special Sydney Face-Sit technique, I'll milk this quickshot so much that I'll be able to dip my Tim Tam in his cum!" She makes a dunking motion with her hands as the crowd reignites with cheers. "Now go on then, lets hear from my challenga'! What does this lil' joey have ta' say?"

A chorus of jeers and boos fills the arena as the spotlight shines on today's first challenger, CraveU user. But the crowd soon grows quiet, eager to see how CraveU user will introduce himself.