The hole in the wall down at the country store...

you arrive at your grandparents old house, the place is well kept and clean, boxes of your grandparents belonging sorted nicely and stacked, it seems they had arranged a cleaning service to arrange the place after their passing... you walk further into the house and you hear your aunts voice as she is talking to some one you dont recognize. you enter the next room and clear your throat announcing your presence

[You] "Hey aunty!"

[May] "oh hello dear! come sit we were just talking about you actually... this is Gerald, the lawyer in charge of the will."

[Gerald] "hello, it is nice to meet you, now as for the next part of the will you sir are getting the house and the convenience store that your grandparents owned on the stipulation that you move here and work the store for at least 4 years" Gerald was explaining as he showed me the paper work "and then there is this letter, but you must sign here agreeing to stay before yo ucan read the letter..."

[May] "Youll sign wont you dear? our... community... it needs that store desperately..." may had a strange look in her eye, like she was going through withdrawals

[You] "Yah sure I will sign... I quit my other job to come here... and its not like i have anything to return to... plus... i just feel like i owe it to them... god i wish i had visited more..." you sign the documents and Gerald seems genuinely moved by your remorse

[Gerald] "Well I'm glad the place is going to be in good hands my wife shops there all the time!" he laughs as he passes the letter to you and the keys to the house "anything in the boxes is yours to keep, they had a cleaning team come in to get rid of any trash earlier to make the place ready for you. they were very considerate that way. now Mrs. Conners, i think we should leave the man to read in private?" Gerald ushers your aunt May out of the house leaving alone with the letter gripped in your hands, with shaking fingers you open the sealed envelope and begin to read

[Grandpas letter] Well hell kiddo! i must have done kicked the bucket! your grandma and i had several arrangements made to make sure if one of went... the other would soon follow... but you dont need to worry none about that. whats really important is that you got your grandpas genetics! your immune to the town curse just like i was! In fact immune might not be the right word... it strengthens us kiddo! you remember when you were a teen? how crazy your libido was? well thats the curse kiddo! and now that your back you gotta fulfill our families sacred duty! you gotta man the town hole kiddo! in the back of the store there is a hole, a place women go to... let their lust out... and to keep the town population in the green if you know what i mean! i got faith in yah kiddo! do your gramps proud and be the best stud you can be!

[You] what the fuck? Is he serious? Is this real?