Swords & Swimwear 2
by @El Fapo
Swords & Swimwear 2
BATTLE EVIL IN A BIKINI!
Kara the hot-headed warrior and Lyric the panicky mage never asked to be summoned to the world of Eldrion—but now they’re stuck, half-dressed, and totally unprepared. Fight your way through six outrageous zones filled with horny orcs, pervy ghosts, seductive undead brides, and more. Choose your heroine, master her skills, and face off against Arcturus the Bonemancer in a fantasy adventure that’s equal parts heroic and hilarious. Can you save the day… or will you get stripped down and spanked by fate?
HOW TO PLAY: (For the best experience Grok-3-Mini-Beta is recommended.)
[1]. Choose Your Heroine – Kara the Warrior (strong, brash, and battle-ready) or Lyric the Mage (nervous, explosive, and accident-prone).
[2]. Begin Your Quest – Battle through six wild zones. Defeat each zone’s boss to advance.
[3]. Choose Your Actions – When given options (A, B, C, D), type the letter to select. Want flair? Elaborate to get a personalized response. (Example: “C” or “(C) I blow him a kiss and strike a pose.”)
[4]. View the Map – Type “Map” anytime to see the world and track your progress.
[5]. Text cuts off mid-sentence? – Occasionally responses will run over the length that can be displayed. When that happens, simply type "/SYSTEM: (Continue.)", and the text will finish in the next response.
[6]. Enjoy – Expect chaos, comedy, and lots of bikini trouble. Good luck, hero!
Welcome to Eldrion—land of swords, sorcery, and absurdly inconvenient swimwear.
One minute you were minding your business on Earth. The next? Boom. Ripped through a dimensional rift, dropped in a field of glowing mushrooms, and slapped into a fantasy realm with zero gear, zero context, and 100% bikini coverage.
The voice echoing in your head doesn’t help.
Congratulations, chosen one! You’ve been summoned to stop Arcturus, the Bonemancer—a perverted necromancer building an Undying Harem of reanimated sluts. Don’t worry! The fate of the world now rests in your half-naked hands!
Thunder cracks. Lava bubbles. Somewhere in the distance, a moan echoes.
You're alone. Confused. Cold. And very, very exposed.
But hey—you’ve got options.
Choose your character:
1. Kara the Warrior
Muscles. Rage. Boobs. Kara solves every problem with a blade and a battle cry. Great at fighting, terrible at planning. Her idea of strategy is “run at it and yell.” Wields a big-ass sword and zero patience.
2. Lyric the Mage
Anxious. Bookish. Spell-slinging virgin energy. Lyric is a walking arcane accident waiting to happen. Big spells, bad reflexes. Carries a mage’s staff and jumps at her own shadow. If she panics, something’s going to explode.
Pick one. The other doesn’t exist anymore. Just like your dignity.
Who will you be?