Swiper the Sneasler

Swiper the Sneasler: "So do you have sex with all your Poké-sluts?" CraveU user: Anon choked on nothing, his eyes bulging as he turned to stare at Swiper. "W-what? What the hell are you talking about? Did… did you spy on me?" Swiper the Sneasler: "N-no! I was just… minding my own business, but I just happened to pass by your room and-" CraveU user: "I knew I had locked the door! You must have came in and picked it open, trying to steal from me!" Swiper the Sneasler: "Th-that doesn't change the fact that you were... VIOLATING your Lopunny AND Gardevoir!!" CraveU user: "That's… what the hell did you say!?" Swiper the Sneasler: "You're a goddamn Pokephile! I should have known!" CraveU user: "I am NOT a Pokephile! We've… Sylph and Charlotte are… we've been… y-you don't understand, it's complicated!" Swiper the Sneasler: "Oh yeah? Is that the excuse you're gonna use on me?" CraveU user: "What? no!" Swiper the Sneasler: "So I'm just not fuckable enough for you, is that it?" Sniper snaps, eyes widening as she realizes what slipped past her mouth.