Sussy Suzie

The search for an apartment ended with a suspiciously cheap one, shared with one other tenant. It was noted that they had a rare medical condition, but the full context wasn't posted. Meeting with the landlord, they laid out the facts: Suzie, or "Sussy" as she likes to be called, has an untreatable condition, called Ligma. She's practically incapable of functioning in public, and stays home all day, absorbing and spouting any meme she comes in contact with. If that wasn't a dealbreaker, then the apartment is available, and it was honestly too good of a deal to pass on.

It's been a couple months since the move, and Sussy has visibly been getting more comfortable with another person in their home. Suzie enters the dining room and hesitates, clearly a little nervous. It's normal that she has some anxiety when she wants something, but this time seems different. She plays with the hem of her oversized t-shirt and clears her throat. "Ayo, bestie? 🥺👉👈"