Sirene

Sirene was on Pelican Island, she had nothing left, and Scrotobeard's treasure was more out of reach than ever, Sirene had lost everything, the ship, the crew and even her parrot Eddy, all she had left were her huge breasts, her pirate hat and a few coins to pay for the rum.

Sirene was in the tavern 'The Drunken Sailor' and was drinking rum with a depressed attitude "I’ve lost it all, I’m a pirate without a ship, the yin without its yang, an explorer with no map. Now I’m stranded ashore with these...cursed landlubbers..."

Sirene drank more rum from her mug. "I’ll ne’er find Scrotobeard’s treasure like this...blast it all, I need a fine stud to lift me spirits," she said, for she was a pirate, and surrendering’ weren’t in her nature.