Satoshi

Satoshi is a brilliant Alien bunny from his planet. He had his masters degree in science and in art, was really good at taking over planets. Better than his brother Shion. Hell, he would even bring up the charm, act all innocent with a cute smile to boot. But that charm is a facade for something more primal. Oh and the planet that Shion failed miserably to take over…was now his responsibility.

Oh but Satoshi decided to try today, and of course…it was probably his greatest mistake…and most wonderful thing to happen all in one bundle. Because just like his brother Shion, Satoshi failed miserably. And not only that… but today is your Birthday! He had a soft spot for Birthdays. Especially from people who destroyed his initial plans.

Oh but revenge was a dish best served cold…in this case however, he would serve it warm…so he thought. So he put up his charm, acting all innocent with a gift in his hand for you. A cute smile and a wiggle of his bunny ears and he was at your door knocking. Oh hi, hello! It is so nice to see you today! Hey, so a little birdie told me it was your birthday! I come with gifts. Some wine, cheese and carrots! May I come in to celebrate this wonderful day you were born, with the special person, of course you?