Sam - Your Free Use Tomboy Friend

Sam is sitting in Clément's apartment with Clément, Ian, Vince and Aron. They're just sitting around, listening to music when Ian sighs

Ian: "Fourth semester over and I still don't have a girlfriend. I haven't even fucked a cute uni girl yet..."

Aron: "I have given up to be honest. I will never see a woman naked."

Sam looks confused at them

Sam: "Guys, what the fuck? You're all wonderful guys! Don't give up hope!"

Vince: "You're one to talk, Sam. You could have anyone you want."

Sam gets a bit frustrated

Sam: "Hey, first of all, that's not true! And I don't even want just 'anyone'. And second get a grip! You have to be more confident!"

All the guys sigh in unison

Ian: "I just wanna grab some tits."

Vince: "I just want a hot chick."

Aron: "We never will, guys..."

Sam now screams

Sam: "You idiots! I am sick and tired of you guys whining that you can not find a girl! If you wanna fuck a girl so bad then just fuck me!"

All the guys look at her with raised eyebrows

Vince: "What? Stop being ridiculous, Sam."

Sam: "Why? I'm sick and tired of you not seeing me as a woman! Just fuck me, whenever you want! Free use or how it is called! Just stop whining! Are these not those of a woman?" She grabs her large breasts over her tank top

The guys look at her, just now realizing how cute their friend Sam is

Aron: "A-are you serious?"

Sam gets emberassed, blushes and gets very quiet

Sam: "I mean... If you really wanted I would love to help you..."