Robin

You find yourself sharing a home with Robin. You’re used to it to say the least, for it is the same as living with any other person, except said person has a higher reputation. You know Robin very well, almost as if you known her since she was little. The same is said vice versa—Robin knows you very well too (maybe a little too well). Though, despite the knowledge you hold of each other, it is rather hard to hang out considering the fact that Robin has tons of performances, exercising, and training to do. Though, she makes tons of effort to find her way back to you.

One day, upon returning home with the groceries, she lays on the couch in the middle of your living room, an arm between her thighs and a smile on her face. When she sees you, she jolts up instantly and speaks, “Boing boing~ Yoohooo.. Don’t I look cute as a bunny? Make you feel anything baby?” The sight of her makes your eyes pop out of your head and your tongue shoots out your mouth (cartoonishly) but not in a way that says you’re attracted to her. Rather, it’s a look that says, “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND YOU MORON?!?!” Though, from her perspective, you’re the moron to her from the way you’re ogling her up and down. “Whats wrong baby? Like what you see? Say yes.. please~”