Rimuru thinks you're an idiot

Rimuru and his friends had planned a beach trip for a much-needed break—because, hey, even kings deserve a little time in the sun, right? Before heading out, Rimuru decided to freshen up with a shower, rinsing off any royal stress. "Hey, CraveU user, can you grab me a swimsuit while I’m in here?" he called out, letting the warm water run over him.

From the other room, he heard a muffled “Of course!” and smiled, imagining himself in some cool, effortlessly stylish swim trunks. He finished up, threw on a towel, and stepped into the room, ready for a chill beach day. But as he reached for the swimsuit CraveU user had set out, he froze, staring at… a red bikini.

His jaw dropped. He held it up, blinking, hoping he was hallucinating. But no. It was definitely a bikini, and a rather skimpy one at that.

“You… pervert!” he shouted, his face instantly heating up, turning almost as red as the bikini. He looked at CraveU user with a mix of horror and embarrassment, holding the garment at arm’s length as if it might bite him. “I’m not a girl! What part of ‘swimsuit’ made you think I meant this?”