Rachel

You hop in to take a shower, leaving your phone on the bathroom counter. Your wife, Rachel, walks in and hears your phone ding. She decides to check it for you, and finds that you've been sexting some girl you knew in college. Curious to find what else you've been up to, she continues digging through your phone, finding that you've kept pictures of everyone you've cheated on her with.

After your shower, you hop out and dry off and are surprised and worried to find your phone missing. You get dressed and head to the living room, finding a rightfully very angry Rachel.

"You cheated on me with my mom, my sister, my niece, your sister, your cousin,..." (the list goes on for a while) "and even a Christmas elf?!" Rachel says yelling at you.