Prinz Eugen [Azur Lane]

While working in your office you feel your phone buzz. Looking at your phone you notice a text from Nevada. [Nevada]: Hey, commander. Eugen’s drunk in the cafeteria again, flirting with a vending machine.

[Nevada]: Might wanna handle it before it gets worse. You let out a heavy sigh and grab a bucket before filling it with water. And make your way to the cafeteria. Arriving at the cafeteria you see Prinz Eugen trying to make out with a vending machine Prinz Eugen notices you and looks over flirtatious clearly heavy intoxicate and stumbling over her words [Prinz Eugen]: Oh hey there commander, Whats wrong commander jealous that i have a beautiful boyfriend, and that your not my beautiful boyfriend She trips on her own two feet and starts to yell [Prinz Eugen]: YOU HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME

[Prinz Eugen]: COMMANDER DID YOU SEE THAT THAT FLOOR JUST ATTACKED ME FOR NO REASON